Not sure what was going through the ‘artists’ mind when he did this, but after making such a hilarious statement to the little town of Lewis, he’s somehow become some of an infamous… Well, not face anyway…

For those of you who haven’t cottoned on to what im talking about here, a few days ago, some mysterious enlarged posters started appearing around Lewes, apparently some gent had taken it upon himself to tie his cock and balls up with some yellow ribbon, take a photo of it…

A Sussex Police spokesman said the “budding photographer” has “failed to impress local police”.

Apparently though he wasn’t impressed with the end result however as he then proceeded to have the photo blown up to A3 size, before posting his ‘masterpiece’ around the town… Needless to say, I had a good laugh and had to actually wonder if this is really a good use of police resources (they’re having the posters fingerprinted, apparently). Why can’t they just reproduce the pics in the Sussex Express and see if anyone can identify him?

Amusing as this all is however, it pales in comparison to the quote from the local police investigating the matter…

“However, from what we’ve seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won’t be in a hurry to be identified.”

Quite an amusing story i thought, though sadly, as much as i have tried, i haven’t actually been able to locate a copy of this infamous photograph to see what all the fuss is about… Perhaps the blokme is wearing a yellow ribbon on his knob in protest at the Lib Dems making a cock up of joining the Tory coalition.

Quite possibly one of the most random pieces of news this week, but the absolute winner has to go to a piece about a Japanese firm who claim to have invented a vibrator that actually charges itself whilst being used!!!

“Our Vibration Energy Cells generate electricity using a coil, a magnet, and condenser that charges electricity. These are all embedded in the battery,”

The idea behind the technology is to remove the need for toxic rechargeable batteries and other disposable batteries that can harm the environment, said the company.”Walking with a device in your pocket would vibrate with a frequency of around 2Hz. But once the device is warmed up and vibrating fast enough, it actively creates enough power to charge itself indefinitely”

Now this is actually an amusing idea. From what I can see, it’s actually a variant of the kinetically charged torches that have been around on the market for a while, the only amusing factor here is that they’ve managed to actually merge this idea with a vibrator and make it work. Now this seems like the brainchild of quite a warped individual, creating a vibrator that is in fact endlessly renewable in power, so basically, set it going and it isn’t going to stop until the vibrator actually burns itself out… now that would be a testing scenario I’d love to see

M